Gotcha!

I TOTALLY caught a kid in the act of faking a guilt trip on me. I was at the school grounds, where they are allowed to play in the afternoon. I have a bag full of frisbees, skipping ropes, nerf balls, and other games, which I was handing out. Handing out these games is one of my least favorite activities, behind things like popping boils and ripping off broken toenails. I have all these hands grabbing furiously for everything, and once I give something to a kid then they all fight over it. Ugh. Anyway, I saw this one kid smiling happily and all of a sudden he turns to me and frowns and is like “uncle please, uncle please,” looking like he is about to cry, then all of a sudden he turns away and is totally smiling again. I was like GOTCHA SUCKA!!!!! They can turn it on and off like a light switch. Or a bandsaw. Anything that has a switch.